Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

Mitski Shuffle

A dance done by people who just saw something very sentimental. It makes them so happy but at the same time is jealous of the person.

Oh my gosh he just bought her Loona albums, everybody do the Mitski Shuffle!

by Oliva Hye April 2, 2021

nutsack shuffle

After a long day, your sack begins to sag and slowly nestles its warm elasticity tween your legs. After an hour or two it begins to itch. So one must casually reach below and yank it up out of the crotch nest. This is the nutsack shuffle. Also known as a "nutty shuffle, plucking the birds nest and juggling"

Yo, I had to pull a nutsack shuffle in front of my girlfriend's parents at the dinner table. My hand came back w/ 3 curlys.

by mafabiotch May 17, 2011

Kentucky Shuffle

Pretending to forget items on the bottom rack of the shopping cart. The items are often missed by the cashier and never paid for.

George scored a case of beer with the Kentucky shuffle.

by Funk Doctor Scott February 17, 2013

two step shuffle

sexual intercourse performed in an awkward and/or lack lustre manner.

i was very drunk and gave her the two step shuffle

by lowth69 May 26, 2008

Quick Shuffle

Quick Shuffle, also Quickshuffle.To walk,run,go,or come Quickly.Often done as a sheepish means of escape.

"I quickshuffle over fake him with the jane fonda work out tape cassete" - The Champ

He realized my coupon was fake, so I quick shuffled out of the store.

Al:Where's pete?
Greg:He quickshuffled out to go get some beer.

by freddyg November 6, 2005

fat lady shuffle

The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet.

At the wedding reception, ____ did the fat lady shuffle when she brought her clenched fists up to her arm pits, smiled and sort of jogged across the dance floor, trying to be cute as she made her way to the buffet...again.

by awesome pirate March 9, 2009