Shawn

This man is a fucking whiney bitch. fuck i cant even call him a man he is so unbearable to be around he always creeps up on you and says the most dumbfuckery smart ass things. short as fuck so he can be tripped at any time, so if you can, do it.

Friend1: man i fucking hate shawn, hes such a cunt.

Friend2: yeah, i tripped him the other day, that bitch is a fucking dumbass.

by SabertoothFishy March 15, 2024

Shawn

A man who some times acts gay but is very straight and loyal to women. He’s a very good pleaser (in bed). Perfect. Good with kids. So sexy. Very tall. God among men. So kinda and respectful. Very horny and freaky. Eats ass. Has pretty eyes. very hygienic.Humble. confident

“Shawn’s literally my favorite person and he’s so perfect. I just love being around him”

by Chris_sls69 November 22, 2023

shawn lee torres

Aka Paco put a condom on #88 super white guy super funny super sweet and super fine and tall

That mother fucking Shawn Lee Torres is always taken...

by RiskyBuizness March 10, 2022

Shawn-gasm

Single or multiple female orgasms influenced by Shawn Mendes's music or given by Shawn himself.

I turned on my favorite playlist. It shuffled just right. Gave me a great Shawn-gasm.

by purpleHEW February 16, 2024

Shawn

A kid who thinks he's funny and uses slurs

Shawn was calling me slurs

by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

shawn alcatraz

a nigglet that was aborted and used as a ass tissue

wow look at that shawn Alcatraz I bet he was dumped at that shithole called goodwill

by titterbitter July 12, 2017

Shawn Decline

When somebody starts out performing a task really well, but as they continue they slowly start to do worse. Eventually they are just garbage at the task and everyone around them is mad at them.

I thought he would win by a mile, but then the Shawn decline kicked in.

by ALegitSource April 16, 2013