shannon f

A big fat lard that acts like a douche.It will sometimes hibernate for weeks on its couch after it stuffs its fugly bitch ass self with doritos.It is recorded that several young children died at the sight of this huge skankwad.The army has had many attempts at bringing down this monstrosity of a clusterfuck.Sadly all of these attempts failed due to the fact that their bullets got stuck in her orbit.

"OMFG THT BABY SHOT ITSELF"
"Umm duh, it saw shannon f's face"

by Brendan Perry December 5, 2007

Shannon richards

A hot sexy beautiful human being with a kind heart and a really sexy body ;)

Shannon richards

by fakeninsane May 22, 2011

shaton

To be shat upon.

You fucking pig, you shaton me!!!!

by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004

Shannon

Proper weirdo, has no mates,well annoying.

Person 1:Does she wanna shut up

Person 2: She won’t coz she is a Shannon

by Shannon rawson October 29, 2019

Stanton

A person who is underqualified for their job.

"Dude my english teachers an idiot"
"Reckon, he's a massive Stanton!"

by Andrew Sient July 23, 2008

Shannon

When refferering to a guy in this term he is usually attractive but beware he is usually a fuckboy

Yo that Shannon kid is a fuckboy!

by jizzface👌 April 17, 2015

Shannon

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect. She is the nicest girl in the world. You could not ask for anyone better.

That girl is a real Shannon

by mvmt January 6, 2017