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Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.
Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.
by FunnyEx October 26, 2020
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Shannon Tuttle

A hot bitch that would make you fall in love within seconds but is a lesbian and always teaches you new stuff about girls every night
SHANNON TUTTLE WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME ABOUT GIRLS PERIODS LOL
by floppinggigachad12345679 June 10, 2022
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Shannon

Where do we start !

Ohh yes shannon is a loving sexy ass male from crosstown that makes money and stay out the way he also likes to take people bitches by smiling at them while he looks deep into their soul but is loyal when he gets a lady he has a vibe you won’t find anywhere else and he’s funny so get you a Shannon !!
Woah is that Shannon sexy ass he fine asf I wanna drink his bath water
by 1kboiiiiii November 23, 2021
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shannon

who's that?
oh, that's shannon, she's dumb
by loeeza_12 October 4, 2020
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Throbbing Shannon

A severe migrane that usually results from hanging out with a basic girl
OMG that girl was so loud my head is pounding with a throbbing Shannon
by starboi100 November 25, 2018
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Shannon B

The funniest person you meet. Loves riding horses and Irish dancing. Is a terrible cook but gets all As. Is not a goody goody and often gets punished by the teachers from big personality. Has beautiful sparkling brown eyes and hair. Often is tall and skinny like a supermodel and has the coolest best friend who often has blue eyes and blonde hair. Shannon will dazzle your world and be the best girlfriend/ soulmate. To top off she is extremely athletic and gets d1 offers all the time.
Hottest guy in school: WOAH dude, who’s THAT
other hottest guy in school: that’s SHANNON BRO, get with the times.
by Amoney04 November 12, 2019
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Shannon

Shannon is the best girlfriend someone could ever ask for. She’s funny, a god a rapping and makeup, always knows how to help someone in the best ways, loves me for who i am, makes me and others feel loved, and just overall the best.

Even when she’s in a hard place, she knows she’ll get through it and it’ll be alright soon because everything happens for a reason. It’s all worth it.

Just being in person and on call with Shannon is such an amazing feeling. I love being with her whenever i get the chance to. Hearing her voice is like music to my ears.
She’s so comforting to be with.

She has the most beautiful voice, whether she’s singing or just talking. and she has the looks of the most purest, most gorgeous person ever, whether she believes it or not. It’s true.

And that might sound basic but it’s true, and she needs to know the truth about herself.

Every little detail about her is absolute beauty. There’s nothing to change about her. She is perfect just the way she is.

Shannon is the best girlfriend ever.

Shannon is MY perfect girlfriend.
“y/n is so lucky to have Shannon as a girlfriend. I wish i had a girlfriend even half as good as Shannon.”
by gay sweetheart November 23, 2021
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