greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 3, 2022

Mickey Mouse Runaround

Someone kissing and making out with you from behind, but the front persons arms are up and shaped into ears.

He gave her the ol, Mickey Mouse runaround.

by anonymous June 2, 2025

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013