quailtard

Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.

Dick Cheney shot at a quailtard and hit Harry M. Whittington.

by wilburpb February 17, 2006

quality content

someone that makes awesome videos for people to watch. someone like jake paul would NOT have quality content as he has the worst content out there! someone like Zeniath would have quality content as he has the best content out there!!

I wish I had quality content on my YouTube channel.

by wrihghuowrjoijkwaopwm;wr November 6, 2018

Quail-Tard

1. A wingless, mentally challenged, small bird, hunted for sporting purposes. (n)
2. Awkward in appearance and movement, similar to the noun definition of a quail-tard.

1. Dick Cheney once shot a man in the face while hunting for quail-tard.
2. Damn that look at the way Alicia moves, she looks like a fuckin quail-tard.

by James Mart May 24, 2006

quail

a girl who gives it up easy

Man 1: Dude, there are so many quails here tonight.
Man 2: Yeah this place is freakin' quail city.
Man 1: Let's get it done.
Man 2: Word bro.

by AMK September 12, 2008

quality vs. quantity

The age old debate...Do I go for the Double D's, or 4 B ladies? ;)

Pat: "I think I'm gunna hook up with the quality tonight."
Ken: Word.

by MeGn December 3, 2003

Qualiwag

(blithe, cahoots, disassociation, friend, irreconcilable, passive, qualify, repudiation, transient, & wag), drivel between parameters; natter about nothing important or relevant, between significant others.

That was Not conversation between friends, but it Was Qualiwag!

by Darth Johnny December 3, 2010

Quail Hunter

A female or girl who often pursues goals that make no sense, and are COMPLETE LOZERS LOL

I knew this Quail Hunter... turned out that she was going full retard

by Hugh Jas2 October 17, 2008