freeway pumpkins

(n.) the bright orange bags of garbage that delinquents, who have been sentenced to community service, fill up during their time on the side of the road.

The judge sentenced him to 250 hours of community service, where he will be making freeway pumpkins.

by ismellshoes November 26, 2010

pumpkin blonde

A color of blonde that is specifically for blondes that want to continue to be blonde throughout the fall.

"Hey Allison what color are you dying your hair this fall?"
"Pumpkin blonde"

by LegallyBlond November 17, 2015

Pumpkin-Goblin

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.

Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!

by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023

Pumpkin chili

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.

That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 13, 2019

Snow on the pumpkin

When you find out that your date's true hair color is gray.

I was rounding third and about to slide face first into home plate when I saw there was snow on the pumpkin.

by Dukati October 31, 2020

pumpkin puree

A heavy discharge of fecal matter in the shorts after consuming spicy food

I made some pumpkin puree after last night's Mexican dinner

by BIG T 49 March 24, 2023

Sandy Pumpkins

A smile golden and black cat. Often a floof. Chonks are okay too but more rare. It’s allowed to be a spicy sandy pumpkin but that should not detract from its Sandiest coat and pumpkins like nose

Sandy pumpkins had to go to vet but was too spicy to be seen again

by Sandy bottoms pumpkins February 25, 2021