Poke-Asshole

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.

That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!

by DEthington July 16, 2016

Poke gift

A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .

I would like my poke gift for this hardship.

by Pokemaster March 11, 2023

throwing pokes

to fornicate, or to have sex...

I walked in and Ted and Lisa were throwing pokes...

Dude, do you mind if i throw pokes in your mom's bed?

I threw the pokes on that chic last semester..

by steveO April 12, 2005

Poke Warathon

When some Girl honestly tries to beat another far more superior individual with good looks and fine clothing in a facebook Poke War, when there is no chance for them to win the war.

Amanda " jus give up!!!"
Brian " Sorry i just won the Poke Warathon"

by FAAAA STUFFEDDD December 14, 2010

proper poke

To put your penis aka pussy poker,into a very sluty females vagina aka wide resiever,for the 1st time,before anyone that day.

He cant get a proper poke before me.

by jonny b. dizzle June 11, 2006

Poked in the furry

phrase generally used by women as a way of saying they had sexual intercourse.

"Yeah, I went over to Michael's place last night and got poked in the furry."

by Prima Ragazza December 17, 2008

purple poke

When you have an erection and you poke somebody else in the anus accidentally.

Squeak purple poked Chad when he saw Jim taking off his shirt.

by john backsnow May 13, 2006