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Team Piss

When two or more persons (not just men) urinate at the same time. Team pisses can be anywhere from outside to the common bathroom. People who Team Piss shout "TEAM PISS!" while using the rest room.
"Dude, I have to piss!" -Friend 1
"So do I!" -Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM PISS" -Friends 1 and 2
by Amberra January 18, 2011
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Piss Pal

This device looks like a small mobile shower curtain with a bucket mounted on the bottom of it. It is portable and ideal for tailgating. Future upgrades may include but are not limited to a larger bucket with a cover and a large hole cut into it for those that need to go #2.
Dude, break out the Piss Pal man, I gotta go. These beers are going right thru me and the portapotty line is too long to wait in.
by Iamdrunk April 19, 2011
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Piss-muffler

Another name for penis/dick piss-silencer
If I'm gonn' put my piss-muffler in yo mouth,then you better not use your teeth.
by Mr. AvocadoMan June 14, 2020
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Death Piss

A phenomena that occurs when a man sits down to take a piss. The trajectory of the piss lines up perfectly with the lip of the toilet causing piss to travel through the toilet rim and out onto the floor. This usually goes undetected until it is too late.
"DUDE I JUST PISSED MYSELF"

"WTF MAN"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A DEATH PISS"
by Bustingtonmovesworth November 19, 2012
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piss sprinkler

(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.

(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.
The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.
by FreeFall the Psychaderelic October 3, 2010
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freestyle pissing

An act in which one pisses in a public bathroom everywhere but the toilet.
"let's see your freestyle pissing."

"ok." **pisses in soap dispenser"
by Ebicgamre July 26, 2021
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Piss Bidet

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.
I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.
by DanDut May 30, 2008
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