Half Pipe

A term for a skateboard ramp that looks like a U, named a half-pipe because it is essentially half of a full pipe.

How the fuck is half pipe not defined yet?

by tomtom not johnjohn May 14, 2011

Drain Pipe

When you really hate someone, then they get on your last nerves and you really want to punch them in the face but instead you just do a drain pipe and metaphorically try smack them over the head with a pipe.

Did you hear? That Tasha girl just did a drain pipe to that Daisy girl!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!

Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

Lumber Pipe

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019

Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!

Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...

by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011