Penny dick

Ass penny's stacked into the shape of a huge steaming dick

Ted couldn't find his dildo so he used his ass penny's to build a penny dick in its memory

by montanacunthuffer420 March 7, 2017

Jeff Pennies

One Twitch bit is equal to one American penny. As a result a "jeff penny" or "jeff pennies" are analogous to real world US pennies.

I gave a few of my Jeff Pennies to a friend on Twitch.

by Kate0C January 26, 2021

Penny Clanker

A Racist term for most Asians with an unusual name like Chung, Clink, Trung, Bonk, Truc, Dong, and etc. From the unknown method of their parents dropping a penny down the sewers and whatever sound the penny makes will be the parents' newborn child's name.

Nicolas J. Derp : Hey it's Tong! Tong come over here.
Ken Van Dick : Don't call him over. He's a Penny Clanker Fob.
Nicolas J. Derp : That's not nice, we're trying to show a good example.
Ken Van Dick : This is Urban Dictionary, what the fuck do you except?

by Herping Derp April 14, 2014

Penny Book

A book so old or crappy that the used price on Amazon.com is one penny. These are usually old romance novels.

Mike: Hey you heard about that new autobiography from that retarded model?

Joe: No, is it any good?

Mike: Hell, its a crappy penny book.

by Gt Gamer November 17, 2009

penny licker

a penny licker is an old italian man, who drives buses Very slow !

Who's the busdriver ?
i have no clue, why?
I dunno,i think hes a penny licker !

by loveislouder March 25, 2011

Dirty Penny

Literally too dirty to even put into words.

April sure gives a good dirty penny.

by Snoopaloopaloop March 4, 2011

jug of pennies

a phrase used instead of cliche everyday conversation words such as "hello" or "what's up". The proper response to "jug of pennies" is "jug of pennies". It can also be exclaimed during awkward silences only to echoed again by everyone in the room.

Guy 1: Jug of pennies
Guy 2: Jug of pennies!

by omg_spoilerz November 12, 2006