by Ronald89 May 18, 2019
The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.
Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive
Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive
Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying
by Ryan McKevin July 02, 2013
Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat
by NekoHimi August 14, 2014
"Hey did you hear that Sally and Nick hooked up?" - Person 1
"Really, they did??" - Person 2
"Yeah, I heard Nick let Sally play with his panic button" - Person 1
"Really, they did??" - Person 2
"Yeah, I heard Nick let Sally play with his panic button" - Person 1
by Booboohay March 03, 2009
I like the way you do it,
panic box, panic box, girl,
won't you let me into your
panic box, panic box, girl
panic box, panic box, girl,
won't you let me into your
panic box, panic box, girl
by SheDevil January 06, 2005
When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.
RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?
Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?
Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!
Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.
Click
Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."
Pizza Box, How may I help you?
Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?
Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!
Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.
Click
Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."
by Fat Pizza guy June 27, 2011
Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:
- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early
- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it
- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you
- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure
- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early
- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it
- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you
- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011