gay panic

Uenoyama from given anytime mafuyu breaths

"Dude Uenoyama is the definition of gay panic"

by whoreforurmom December 29, 2021

Panic! at the hansel

a very popular hansel parody band,known for their hit rock songs

my favorite song is hansel hpes by Panic! at the hansel

by djgldjgidug November 2, 2019

Panic Masturbation

The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.

Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive

Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying

by Ryan McKevin July 24, 2013

Panic Button

Another word for the term penis/dick/cock.

"Hey did you hear that Sally and Nick hooked up?" - Person 1
"Really, they did??" - Person 2
"Yeah, I heard Nick let Sally play with his panic button" - Person 1

by Booboohay March 3, 2009

Panic Box

The panic box is the Pussy

I like the way you do it,
panic box, panic box, girl,
won't you let me into your
panic box, panic box, girl

by SheDevil January 6, 2005

Delivery Panic

When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.

RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?

Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?

Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!

Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.

Click

Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."

by Fat Pizza guy June 29, 2011

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011