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Presty

Presty is short for Preston.
Preston is a very funny guy. He makes me laugh alot.

Hor can get very jealous and bipolar lmao. But when you get to know him you realize how much he cares about his friends. And how interesting he is.

I love Presty cz he my bestie (:
"damn Presty you got a phat one"
"ohmigosh Presty is so swagalicious"
"bro I wanna be like Presty, so cool and seggsy"
by dellanee June 21, 2021
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Presty

Presty is short for Preston. He is very swagalicious and someone who makes me smile/laugh ALOT.

Preston can get v bipolar and jealous, but when you get to know him, you realize that he's a caring and loving person.

I love him SOOOO MUCH. He's very important to me (:
Yeaaa, he's kinda short but he got a phat big bank. Lmaoaoia
"presty is so cool and seggsy oh my goodness"
"look at presty he got the new ___"
"presty was here yesterday!!"
by dellanee June 21, 2021
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Prestyn Is my friend
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PRESYSTOLE

It is the processing of a punishment for a PEDOPHILE that cannot stop the momentum.

A race of diligence to convince in symbiotic fashion to assist in slowing down the process of SYSTOLE DESTINY .
In order to show undying LOYALTY the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE had to buy THE SYSTOLE PREP KIT and walk 4.4 miles in terrible pain with defective transportation gear expected back at the GOOGLEPLEX as PRESYSTOLE is PREPARE SYSTEM STOOL LEE which is SHIT AND EAT SHIT all of IT tonight.

This is the hardest thing in LIFE for anyone to preclude as inevitability of PRESYSTOLE has started and it is a painful reminder every ASSHOLE even the BIGGEST ASSHOLE is not immortal.
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prerty

ur very prerty
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Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.
He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'
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