1.People who pretend to be something they're not because they think it makes them realy cool when in actual fact it makes them look like desperate wannabe's who can't get friends any other way (which is what they are).
2.Also when people pretend to like, for instance, a band when actauly they just think the lead singer is 'hot' as opposed to actualy liking the music.
2.Also when people pretend to like, for instance, a band when actauly they just think the lead singer is 'hot' as opposed to actualy liking the music.
Poser: OMG i sooooooooooo love mcr! They are like my favourite band.
Non-poser: Realy? same, i realy like their music. My favourite song is probably 'You know what they do to guys like u in prison'. Whats yours?
Poser: ummm...uh...i dunno but Gerard Way is waaaaay hot!
(btw im not saying mcr are not hot im just saying that thats the ONLY reason the posers will like the band, because they think they're hot.)
Non-poser: Realy? same, i realy like their music. My favourite song is probably 'You know what they do to guys like u in prison'. Whats yours?
Poser: ummm...uh...i dunno but Gerard Way is waaaaay hot!
(btw im not saying mcr are not hot im just saying that thats the ONLY reason the posers will like the band, because they think they're hot.)
by I-hate-posers July 22, 2008
Get the posers mug.Poser; One who conforms to other people's ideas, has no original ideas, and tries to be someone they're not. They typically ditch their original group of friends to try and hang out with people that are "cool" in hopes of becoming popular. They will also go out and buy a mass order of "cool" clothes from Hot Topic or something.
Signs of a Poser - 1. The poser will start hanging out with people you would never expect. 2. They will change their style of clothes. e.g. They will wear tennis shorts but will soon be wearing skinny jeans and tight jackets. 3. Potential poser name: First name: Vance; Last name: La
Signs of a Poser - 1. The poser will start hanging out with people you would never expect. 2. They will change their style of clothes. e.g. They will wear tennis shorts but will soon be wearing skinny jeans and tight jackets. 3. Potential poser name: First name: Vance; Last name: La
Person 1: "Hey, you know Vance?"
Person 2: "Vance La?"
Person 1: "Yeah, him."
Person 2: "Yeah. He's such a poser. No one likes him."
Person 2: "Vance La?"
Person 1: "Yeah, him."
Person 2: "Yeah. He's such a poser. No one likes him."
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The greatest pirate metal band ever to grace the planet, from the wonderful green isle of ireland who write original sea shanties about pillaging, plundering and looting the rich and snobbish
by shouting will bellamy January 25, 2011
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They get most of their information from Google, IMDB, interviews, and Popstar Magazine.
One of the lines some posers use is: "I don't care if you think I am a poser. Don't add me...it's ur loss."
They get most of their information from Google, IMDB, interviews, and Popstar Magazine.
One of the lines some posers use is: "I don't care if you think I am a poser. Don't add me...it's ur loss."
Caitlin: OMG! I just found Taylor Lautner's Myspace page! He commented on my default pic!
Ashley: That's not Taylor! That's probably some middle-school girl posing as Taylor!
Caitlin: I need more proof. This isn't just another poser, because how would someone who's not Taylor know that much stuff about himself?
Ashley: Popstar Mag my friend. That and IMDB.
Ashley: That's not Taylor! That's probably some middle-school girl posing as Taylor!
Caitlin: I need more proof. This isn't just another poser, because how would someone who's not Taylor know that much stuff about himself?
Ashley: Popstar Mag my friend. That and IMDB.
by Jessisaywhat? June 24, 2009
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they heard these song on gossip girl know nothing what kind of music it is and think the are indie but dont know about climbing to new lows
they heard these song on gossip girl know nothing what kind of music it is and think the are indie but dont know about climbing to new lows
girl hey i love mgmt
real taste in music : Oh i love we care
girl: what are you talking about
real taste in music : fuck you mgmt posers
real taste in music : Oh i love we care
girl: what are you talking about
real taste in music : fuck you mgmt posers
by speloops May 13, 2009
Get the MGMT POSERS mug.Often a college student or young adult, marked by an excessive attitude and attire of the rugged outdoors. The said poser is usually accompanied by generic granolaeske traits, always flaunted in public areas. Although the granola poser does usually enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking, fishing, camping, canoeing, etc., the granola's desire for others to see his outdoorsyness far outweighs his actual interest.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
Jim: "Hannah, why are you wearing an all natural fleece Columbia jacket? It's 80 degrees outside. A why is your Nalgene bottle and Chaco's attached to your backpack with a carabiner?
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
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