Sage

A person who likes to victimize themselves and advocate against things that they themselves partake in. They think they are always right and there perspective is the only one that matters and is valid

She always thinks someone is out to get her, she’s such a sage

by 5363 April 21, 2022

Sage

A disgusting, low-life individual who likes to prey on little kids.

"Did you hear about that guy that got arrested? He was a total Sage."

by Non-Funny_P3rson February 18, 2024

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we beat up Sage

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

Stephan sage bunny

A mental instate piss rabbit who thinks he is a doctor also is gay accounting to a heterosexual bear

Stephan sage bunny Is the reason for global warming

by Ffionn fox is a weeb November 10, 2018

Sage

Not a plant, sage is a name. Sages are nice and will reply to your texts if you aren’t creepy to them.

Wow did you see sages pony tails?? Yeah! They were rockin’!

by Flarbus123 January 15, 2021

sage and luke

the greatest duo to ever roam this fucking earth

rando: “aren’t we like the bes-“
other rando- “we cannot compare to what sage and luke have”

by twinkity dink September 2, 2023