An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.
by Stumm Jedla June 13, 2022
Noah is the most fucking sexy guy you will ever meet. Screw him hard and he will too. His penis is sexy and huge. If you ever get to be in the presence of a Noah consider yourself lucky. Unlike people named Anthony, Tom and Will they are ugly ass bitches and have 0.5 inch penises even when they are erect
Noah is a sexy beast
by sexybeastass2327823 January 21, 2019
He is a communist that can take any fking girl he wants, his also Russian WHICH MEANS HE WILL DRINK VODKA TO THE POINT WHEN HIS PENIS IS A LITERAL ELEPHANT TRUNK. no scoped JFK
faaarrrrrr noah
by hfiwe bfvgwehfewhljfb aUDFJEQH September 2, 2020
by Bigboi.mp4 April 28, 2019
Noah is a nice and lovable guy, he will love you with all his heart and never give up on you🥺💕 He is very attractive and he denies that he is, he is so fun to be with. If you ever date a Noah I would keep him forever, you’ll see how amazing he truly is❤️ Never leave a noah.. he is worth you’re time and he will always be there for you no matter what happens... so if you know a guy named Noah then don’t ever get rid of him.
boyfriend: baby? Can I barrow some money?
Girlfriend: I’m sorry but we’re over!
Boyfriend: what are you gonna do, find a Noah?
Girlfriend: damn right you loser!😒
Girlfriend: I’m sorry but we’re over!
Boyfriend: what are you gonna do, find a Noah?
Girlfriend: damn right you loser!😒
by TheFurious2 November 4, 2019