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Tear Sheet

Me and har did a tear sheet.
(We were having sex)
by keelf king May 3, 2019
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bicep tear

When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Johann: My back hurts
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now
by Cakeeater123 February 21, 2018
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tear for the road

by NNati March 5, 2016
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buffalo tears

Buffalo tears....are fake tears with really no tears at all ..someone not really crying but making there voice sound like they r crying and wiping there nose like they r crying...

Buffalo tears....is someone acting like they r crying with no tears at all

Buffalo tears.....are someone bullshiting someone else with fake tears
Tell me u sae that....that kid wasnt upset at all getting caught lying....he sounded upset but did u see his face not a tear one....he had buffalo tears...he just bullshit you
by PRETTY IN COPPER July 27, 2017
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God's Tear

The most indestructible thing on the planet, behind the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Created by first making a Prince Rupert's Drop, then melting off the tail. The head of a PRD is indestructible, but any damage to its tail will shatter it; removing the tail leaves only the head, making it impossible to break.
I made a God's Tear for science, and now I've broken many hammers trying to break it.
by Archigan June 12, 2023
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tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.
Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube
Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm
by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017
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