Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018

Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

Talk to mooki

A phrase meaning smoke some weed.

They have me coming in work for 8 hours today. Im gonna talk to mooki real quick.

by FineCreation July 9, 2021

Rachel is a maori

Tells people shes not a Maori when really she is....
Rachel is a Maori however doesn't like to be classed as one. would you see Rachel doing kapahaka? No you wouldn't

Kiora Rachel, sorry I don't understand that because I'm not a Maori

Does Rachel eat hungii ?? NO because she's not a Maori however she will eat fry bread because Rachel is a maori

by Frogs fly goats sing January 21, 2024

Rachel is a maori

Tells people shes not a Maori when really she is....
Rachel is a Maori however doesn't like to be classed as one. would you see Rachel doing kapahaka? No you wouldn't

Kiora Rachel, sorry I don't understand that because I'm not a Maori

Does Rachel eat hungii ?? NO because she's not a Maori however she will eat fry bread because Rachel is a maori

by Frogs fly goats sing January 21, 2024

my calves are mooing

When your calf muscles are sore, tired, in pain, etc. Similar to “my dogs are barking” (when your feet are sore, tired, in pain, etc.)

Leg day was killer, my calves are mooing!

by Kaknkt March 10, 2025