Mircades

The girl of your dreams. If you ever get the chance to be friends with Mircades you better treat her right and never let her go. She's the smartest, kindest, funniest, most intelligent and beautiful girl you will ever come to meet. Every time she walks in the room everyone is excited just to be in the presents of her. Every time she laughs your breath will be taken away by the haunting beauty of her smile. She accepts everyone for who they are. But don't underestimate her, for Mircades is strong and will stick up for what's right no matter what. She will go out of her way for the good of others before putting herself first. It's truly a privileged to be loved by someone like her.

boy: omg theres mircades, ah beautiful as ever

girl: I wish we can get closer and become good friends

by Blackbaney October 27, 2018

Miraneta

Someone who has lost so much yet keeps a smile on her face. She is beautiful, kind-hearted, thoughtful, courageous and a bitch when needed. She can be intimidating when she wants to be but can also be cute and shy at other times. Miraneta is very mature for her age especially around idiots. This person loves to eat a lot, but also likes to keep in shape. So if you ever find a Miraneta in your life don't never let her go cause you'll never find another Miraneta like this one.

Miraneta looks so beautiful today

by Bestal October 27, 2018

Mercantile Douche

A person who is incredibly annoying as a salesperson, clerk, or bartender. Someone who is a douche about how much they are charging for something.

Charging a lot of money for something is not what qualifies an individual as a mercantile douche. The individual must get upset and defensive when you challenge or inquire about the pricing schedule of their product. Basically they will be a dick when you ask about the price of something, and act like they are personally offended by your question. This description of an individual is especially poignant when the individual that is acting as a mercantile douche is not the individual who sets the prices or actually receives increased revenue from the pricing schedule.

Bar Patron: "Hi sir, why does this IPA only get a 12oz pour but the pale ale is 16oz?"
Mercantile Douche: {launches into lengthy diatribe about the cost of brewing beer and state laws about alcohol consumption. also uses condescending tone and has hipster mutton chops}
Bar Patron: "Geez man, I was just curious... I'll take a pale ale"
Mercantile Douche: {ignores social cue from patron that he doesn't want or need the lecture and continues his butthurt speech about why you should pay the same price for less on the IPA, eventually does poor beer}

"Wow, I just asked that bartender why the IPA cost a dollar more than the pale ale. He got super butthurt about defensive and started lecturing me about the cost of making beer. What a Mercantile Douche."

by kingofthedodge December 31, 2018

mirango

It’s a nickname for someone who gossips a lot and is addicted to their phone and can’t keep a secret for more then 69 seconds

Aka Miranda

Mirango dayum

by RipDoctorMango January 10, 2019

miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.

wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans

by cellulitetittywhale April 22, 2019

Miranda Reyes

School Girl by day, Stripper by night.

That bitch is such a Miranda Reyes

by bhjvfaslk May 27, 2019

Mircenophobia

Fear of computer mouses. (peripheral device)

(gaming night)
Andrew: Where is Phil? I told him to come play some Minecraft with us!
Rick: Bro, did you forget? He has Mircenophobia!
Andrew: Oh, right! He's afraid of computer mouses.

Phil: *cries hiding in closet*

by MihaiKonta January 2, 2020