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the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than
the best kid ever is michael
michael by hellllllllooooooo February 7, 2018
He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.
"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
A sexy as mother fucker with a massive Wong he’s fucked all ur girlfriends and is probably with your mum at this very moment
Michael has a huge dick I want to put my tight pussy around his huge dick
Michael by Hansonhskwv July 6, 2018
Michael is a guy that wants to tear up pussy on Hump day (Wednesday ). He will start at 12:01am and go all night.
Michael left work on time to get home to his baby momma every Tuesday. Once that clock strikes 12:01 am Wednesday, his parents mobile home would rock off the bricks.
Michael by Spunky5 June 9, 2018
1. The best person who ever had ADHD. He is a kind, caring , respectful, and intelligent friend who will stick by you till the day he dies. He is very good at making friends and will not hesitate to do so. He is very protective of his friends and always strives to find a peaceful solution to everything.
1.Brandon: I'm so thankful we have a michael in our school.
2.Cameron: Me too he's stopped people from bullying me on several occasions.
Michael by Memelord94976574894 June 18, 2018
Michael is an amazing boyfriend he is willing to do anything for anyone. He’s the hottest person on earth. He hella loyal and will do anything to get you. Michael is the type of guy who is always ready for a fight. He amazing and no one can change that.
I’m dating Michael and he’s amazing.
Michael by jor&11 September 30, 2018