long meatball

A VERY LOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong meatball
by yeetboy1 December 28, 2019
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Meatball-Muncher

The definition of a rotund Italian that eats a lot of meatballs! Occasionally you’ll find a Meatball-Muncher with pieces of Meatball in their mustache/beard.
Sofia: Oh my! Did you see that meatball-muncher?
Lauren: Yes! He looks like Uncle Guido! He was such a Meatball-Muncher..
Sofia: I miss uncle guido :(
by whiteclawbitch April 10, 2022
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meatball mustache

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache
by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017
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meatball exchange

A male buys his partner a meatball sandwich (whether real meat or vegetarian style), then later in the day the partner must reciprocate by licking his balls to the point of making him cum and swallowing the salty, sticky juice.
Would you like to do a meatball exchange?
by imadraver January 12, 2013
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Millennial meatball

Millennial meatball is when you grab a handful of spaghetti, dunk it in crisco and shove it into your partners anus. At which point you eat that spaghetti and meatballs.
You won’t even millennial meatball Becky dude.

I was really hoping he would millennial meatball me, but the night without any parm.
by HADR June 12, 2019
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Bloody meatball

When a man dips his testicles in marinara sauce and proceeds to dab them on the lower part of a stomach to make art.
I heard that Jamie managed to pull off a spectacular bloody meatball, she said it compares to the work of Bob Ross.
by Ahhstin666 December 25, 2023
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bloody meatball

When you go balls deep in a girl during her period and your balls get bloody. Then making her suck the blood off.
Damn she was like a vampire after she sucked my bloody meatball.
by White Iverson 2.0 March 10, 2016
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