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Manimum

An adjective describing the quality of work done by a man. Not the minimum, and not the maximum, the manimum. This characteristic of work falls in between "working just hard enough to get the job done" and "doing enough to make it look like you completed the task to its fullest."
Hey, did you finish the TPS report?

Yea, I just did the manimum though
by JayRose April 30, 2011
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scrotimus maximus

huge scrotum. Over Full Scrote
my nutz R Huge. Big Ballz. Ginormus gonadz.

My nuts are scrotimus maximus!!
by N0t my real name March 10, 2008
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kegal maximus

noun; a woman with a vagina of supreme tightness.
Dude, Kara's a kegal maximus. You gotta hit that.
by Vaginatarian22 December 14, 2010
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asscrackious maximus

that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"
by jimmyg63 January 20, 2010
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stupidus maximus

A term drawing insipration from the Harry Potter series which means a person with a very high stupid quotient. A person who takes stupidity to a whole new level.
Teacher: There are 5 birds sitting on a tree branch. I fire my gun and one bird dies. How many birds are left on the tree branch?

Stacy: 4

Teacher: None. They are disrurbed and scared by the gunshot and fly away.

" Stacy is stupidus maximus, like duh"
by Ballisimo October 15, 2013
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vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.
Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...
by Kiko February 8, 2004
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Lqtmus Maximus

1- The lqtmus maximus is the major

muscle in the hahass that causes you to

lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When

hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If

the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!
Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."

Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"

Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."
by John NutNocker April 8, 2009
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