matt cesta

a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend

a guy who thinks hes the best

a guy with greasy hair

a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay

yo! look how "matt cesta" that guy is !

my girls best friend is a "matt cesta"

by an expert on men March 12, 2010

Matt Cowan

(n.) A suburban whiteboy from west haven who acts black, but resembles a mole. Listens to way too much Lil Wayne, yet claims he is not "on his dick". He has orange/yellow teeth, but did not eat any cheetos. He enjoys wearing his brother's clothing and shoes, but claims they are his. He also likes to eat all of his friend's food but never gives them any in return. He thinks he is good at parkour, but all he is capable of is jumping fences and rolling in dirt (and doesn't even look cool doing that). He also enjoys wearing the same hoodie for 8 days in a row, yet claiming it was a different one.

(v.) The act of screenwatching and not admitting to it; The act of not admitting anything bad that happens to you; The act of using excuses. i.e. "I swear on my aunt vickie's grave"

Matt Cowan: "So....Stru.." *stretchs out arms* "ya..got any fooood?"

or

Cacioppo: "Cowan wtf why the hell are you watching my screen?"
Cowan: "Yo i swear on my aunt vickie's grave i wasnt screenwatching"

Cacioppo: "Yo paulo a skunk!!"
Paulo: *looks*
Cacioppo: "Oooh! Broke ya neck!"
Paulo: "I didn't even look wtf!"
Cacioppo: "Stop being a cowan."

by WeAreNotTylerAndStru November 14, 2009

Matt

An amazing person (usual of the male gender) that is overly sweet and irresitable. The perfect person.

Person 1: Oh wow, look at that kid, he is SUCH a Matt!

by kornluver298 January 8, 2009

Matt

Caucasian savage who has long eyebrows and a gap bigger then the amount of immigrants From Africa

" wow this guys gap is huge" wow he must be a matt

by Redlicker444 December 4, 2016

akuna matata

An incorrect spelling of the phrase hakuna matata, and because of that, is most likely an offensive phrase in Swahili.

Random fool in Kenya: Akuna matata!
Passer-by: WHAT WAS THAT?!

by Syckls March 9, 2004

matt campos

a 10 foot 12 inch tall, 824 pound behemoth who enjoys kicking babies off bridges and yelling out random racial slurs and poking girls where no girls should be poked

matt campos is: george clooney, brad pitt, christian bale, orlando bloom, josh hartnett, wolverine all rolled into one in the body of john goodman

by mathias hornblower April 25, 2009

Matt Damon

Easily the best actor in anything ever, perhaps challenged only by his best friend and homie Ben Affleck. He’s also an excellent writer, producer, husband, father, and is really really handsome. He’s so cool, guys.

You have to see the new Matt Damon movie, it was so cool and awesome and cool!

I normally don’t watch movies, but I always will for Matt Damon, that dude’s really cool and everyone loves and respects him!

by officialmattdamon February 25, 2021