march 9

March 9 is the day that the hottest guy in the world was born. It is also national oof day, which means that if you see some one you hate you say oofand then you smack them.

Guy 1: Today’s March 9 which is national oof day. Guy 2: really did you know that it is also the day the hottest guy in the world was born. Guy 3: gets slapped.

by Flipped Boi??!! October 16, 2019

Marching Band

1. A sport that kicks brass!
2. The people who GRACIOUSLY allow the football team to play at our out door concerts.
3. The only place where fingering isn't dirty (lol).
4. (For the Sousaphones) Talent that weighs eighty pounds.
5. Blood, sweat, and metronomes.
6. A true test of ability and strength.
7. The best combination of blowing, tounging, fingering, and percussion!
8. Life.
9. (MTD) A Musically Transmitted Disease.
10. Hardcore (or Hardcorps!)
11. The best experience of my life!
12.(Just for the trumpets) We rule the Marching Band, next stop...the world!

This one time at band camp...

by Musically-Transmitted-Disease March 30, 2005

march 1st

National cry yourself to sleep day:)

It's March 1st, let's all cry ourselves to sleep depressed

by Jade :3 October 14, 2019

March 4th

March 4th is International Shit on Someone Day. This is the day where you can shit on anyone you want (including siblings)

Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Person 2: I need to shit
Person 1: Fuck its March 4th
Person 2: Exactly *shits on them

by YOURMUMTOES December 23, 2019

March 3rd

The day to celebrate the dumbass’ being born. Even though they are dumb they’re absolutely fine asf.

Jamie is totally March 3rd

by Hieeyyyy October 13, 2019

Ides of March

The middle of march. It was used in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.

The Ides of March are approaching.

by Cyber Ghost March 20, 2004

March 18th

IF YOU WERE BORN ON MARCH 18th THEN YOU A FINE ASS NIGGA

Pete: bro is she born on March 18th?
zion: yeah nigga she fine as hell

by Lorrel October 29, 2019