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to jog the first curve and straight of the track. you the walk the next curve. you then jog the next straight and walk the following curve. you then finish by jogging the last two straightaways and the last curve
i just ran a mahon. yipeekya
by keiko forest May 10, 2005
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manhoebag

Manhoebag a word that is used to describe a man who is a hoe and likes bags
Annoying Woman :LOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU HOEBAG

Pro Guy :
Hoebag Quotes from Urban Dictoinary
1. A female who loves penis in general.
2. A female who will do anything sexually with any penis.
I am not a female sorry.

Annoying Woman :
ok you're a manhoebag then...HA
by Proguym9 January 10, 2011
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That boi became a manhoe once he got crippled
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Gauntlet to Manhood

Upon his 18th birthday, the boy must endure a submission-wrestling gauntlet of 3 rounds.

The rounds go until submission or pass-out-- there are no time limits.

There is a designated 30 second break between rounds.

If the boy passes out during any of the rounds, the gauntlet-administrators must lie him on his back, lift his feet to revive him to consciousness, and profess he is 18, convincing the boy it is midnight.

Once the boy completes all three rounds, his shall no longer be called "the boy", but instead "the man".
"Dude my 18th birthday is this weekend!"

"Are you ready for the Gauntlet to Manhood?"

"Not really, I do not know the fundamentals to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and thus will get my ass beat."
by BadEar November 10, 2009
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Macho Wipe

Macho wipe is another word for paper towel. Yet is only used when one runs out of toilet paper during certain bathroom related processes like taking a dump.
Yo, man you're out of toilet paper again!!! Grab me a macho wipe, STAT!
by M. Churchill June 11, 2007
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Mahon's Journals

The worst possible thing to do when you're reading a book. opposition, repetition, and metaphor. you don't know how much to write, and when you write as much as you can, it's not enough.

on a scale of 0-4, the highest anyone has gotten is a 2.
1: What are you doing?
2: Mahon's journals....
1: Have fun with that!
2: Shut. Up.
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