Clare Maloney

A french saying for a person who has jaundice and or plays games that kill little cute animals.

"The mass murder is Clare Maloney"
"Fred, the psychopath, was a Clare Maloney"

by themasterofdisguse222 December 28, 2008

milon

one who promotes or describes a stereotype

" Yo that dude's a milon"
"Why do you say that?"
"He's a black guy who likes fried chicken and watermelon"

by los-car January 7, 2008

Kevin Malone

The common misspelling of mevin kalone. Mevin is the only non fiction character in the show called The Office. He is the smartest and most handsome character and easily outshines his peers.

Oh. My. God. Brittany I got a date with KEVIN MALONE (mevin kalone)

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

Post Malone Effect

The "Post Malone Effect" is a particularly enigmatic psychosocial theory based on the phenomena of sexy women apparently attracted to the objectively unattractive and tubby-ass Post Malone. The theory states that it is not in fact how handsome Post Malone is, but how BUTT ASS UGLY Post Malone is that makes him attractive to women. The Post Malone Effect can often be seen in Southern California where crusty tools with poor hygiene and fat business-type middle-aged men with male pattern baldness appear to be partnered with beautiful women. Some less extreme examples are Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. In the case of an Beautiful-Male / Ugly-Female (BMUF), such as Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, The Post Malone Effect is interchangeable with it's analogue coined for that exact scenario: The Hugh Jackman Effect.

(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)

Handsome Nigga 1: "Damn that mf is ugly, he look like he take gas station vitamins. How did he get with Padma Lakshmi?"

Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."

Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."

by UglyNiggaComeUp February 24, 2021

Mailob

The word Makayla and Jonathan use because their in love with one another

Hello mailob

by Iakeksow March 18, 2019

maloney

a person whose breath smells worse than a bums asshole

Dude, that chick was a maloney!

by what the belief November 29, 2010

Karl Malone

A stubborn old geezer who is just too damn stubborn to except the fact that he's too fucking old and should have retired a long time ago

Malon is nothing but a stubborn old geezer

by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 14, 2004