you must not mention king monke otherwise you will have committed taboo according to monke commandments
by Klng Monke June 25, 2021
The monke d is a wild animal that some might say is not real. Some might also call it a monke man. Do not try to find this creature or it will most likely bite one of your sexual organs off. Also called Monkey Man.
by NerfySourMan November 27, 2014
A large mean human. That will crush you. If u make him angry he waits to crush u when u r not expecting it.
A kid thewe a spit ball at a punk a monk. While he was sleeping the punk a monkey tied the kids bike from the electric line.
by Equalizer Monster March 29, 2017
We all know the TV-Show "Monk" - If you know a person who is all giddy about cleaning or if everyday has to be exactly the same.
- The boys licked Mette's fingers and she went all Monk on them!
- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)
- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)
by I am the law! September 13, 2010
An empty beer can that has been squeezed in the middle, making the top of the can bow like the head of a monk in prayer.
When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
Police: Are those beer cans lined up on your dash board?
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.
Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.
Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.
by CheekyChallenger April 29, 2010
Hey monk fish get a life!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!
by User_87 December 17, 2014
Le Monke is our lord and savior, Le Monke died on the cross to repent our sins, we shall do the same.
by SoulFire___ December 14, 2021