lupus bug

When you are diagnosed with lupus, your friend wraps themself around you to comfort and shield you from the horrible disease that has invaded your body!

I would be really upset about my lupus, but my lupus bug keeps me happy!!

by Loralye November 27, 2007

Lotus

A youtuber who is extremely cringy and unfunny.

I just watched this comedy channel the other day, he was an extreme Lotus.

by jrburger95 July 23, 2019

lotus eater

vegan

As in Homers The Odyssey were lotus eaters because they ate or used nothing that came from animals like modern vegans as well as going silly on lotus fruit.

by Homercules November 28, 2016

lopsy-gogged

crooked and out of wack

The sheets on this bed are all lopsy-gogged; can you please tuck them in?

by Dayna Darby April 21, 2004

Lotus Eater

A person who enjoys the act of rimming, eating a$$, often used as an insult.

Oh, dude, Jeff is SUCH a Lotus Eater

by Magic_UK January 14, 2022

love lotus

The most beautiful and sacred part of the human body. Generally found on women, although many climbers from the SE USA weak sauce have them too.

Joules gently stroked herself as she thought of Tinkerbell's Love Lotus.

by bob March 29, 2005

Succulant Lotus Position

The Succulant Lotus is an act in whit her two heterosexual humans grow sharp horns on their genitals whist performing intercourse, after both humans have orgasmed they grow Lotus’s on the horns. These flowers produce whales.

This couple often uses the Succulant Lotus Position

by God1925 July 16, 2018