She is a decent looking girl who is pretty thicc, but she is a hoe. If you aren’t careful she will cheat on you if you don’t please her enough.
Guy 1: Dude I’m dating a Lauren!
Guy 2: You better watch your back with that cheating ass hoe.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: If you don’t give her dick every night she gonna leave you.
Guy 2: You better watch your back with that cheating ass hoe.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: If you don’t give her dick every night she gonna leave you.
by Big Dick Keyonte September 7, 2019

by mf3 January 26, 2021

The most prettiest girl on the planet. Drop dead gorgeous. Had an amazing laugh sometimes when she laughs it’s funnier then the joke itself, Lauren is a person that uses the word gay a lot and likes random ass t shirts. She also steals her boy friends juul. She is sweet and loves animals. Laurens are really smart they can be dumb asses as well.
by LKB February 12, 2019

Lauren is probably one of the kindest girls you will ever meet. DO NOT let her go. She is a once in a lifetime package, and if you let her go, say bye-bye, because her ship has sailed, and won't ever return. She is the most beautiful girl you will meet and is all the boy's crush, but she is immune to it, and only likes the boys (or girls, or non-binary's, or trans kids etc.) who show true compassion and care for her, not just some silly fling that lasts a week. She is the type of friend that will hope in a full bathtub with u with clothes on if u are crying in there. Lauren will stay with u through thick and thin, expects u to do the same because one of her life mottos is 'Treat others how u want to be treated and that is DAMN RIGHT. Treat her with. compassion, respect and dignity, and she shall grant u with her love, care and appreciation for as long as u want. Don't betray Lauren, because she will come back with a vengeance. Lauren's fall in love quite fast, and it is by far one of the deepest, passionate love ever. That's Lauren in a nutshell.
by Aurora Viola May 26, 2021

by hi im bob the builder August 27, 2019

Lauren is a friend that will be with you till you die, she’s the one that has been there from the very beginning. Lauren is a fucking daddy, but also a responsible dad. She’ll be there when you need a shoulder, or if you need a good laugh she makes great dick jokes. Lauren gives great snuggles and will attack you with compliments if you say otherwise. Lauren is the best person you could ever have in your life.
Alice: Hey Lauren...Alex said some mean shit to me....
Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
by Alertnitive.space.kid June 27, 2018
