moving lag

(sort of like jet lag) when you've moved and so when people consider you "late" on things you have a logical excuse because moving lag messes you up.

i moved to colorado, so i have moving lag and it's messing me all up so you have to cut me some slack.

by Not Rachelll September 27, 2011

Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")

Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag

by Chelsea Cricket January 31, 2016

Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 09, 2015

Gen lag

The interval between discovering a given phenomenon/meme on the Web and receiving it in email from a parent.

"Poor Mom just sent me that LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE video from like a month ago. Now that's some gen lag."

by Scott Neilson October 18, 2007

test lag

The tiring effect of being on a week long Disaster Recovery test being very similar to a 24 hour flight from the other side of the world. Effects are felt for many days.

Dave had to arrive late to work this morning, he was suffering from test lag

by Tom Humphreys January 22, 2007

Bag lag

When a male has been sitting for quite some time and the relative humidity of the area has caused his scrotum to adhere to the inside of his thigh

"Oh man, I hate it when I get bag lag in public."

by cubcan January 05, 2015

fortnite lag

When you're playing FORTNITE and it lags when your about to kill someone.
The worst feeling ever.

Bro i was top 10 and that fortnite lag got me killed.

by fortnite anonymus April 26, 2018