Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")

Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag

by Chelsea Cricket October 9, 2016

clicker-lag

When your changing the channel on the TV so fast that it doesn't connect and you stop pressing the clicker and it keeps going.

I went from channel 30 to 60 because of the damn clicker-lag.

by smokeythebear44 November 27, 2010

fortnite lag

When you're playing FORTNITE and it lags when your about to kill someone.
The worst feeling ever.

Bro i was top 10 and that fortnite lag got me killed.

by fortnite anonymus May 30, 2018

Lag Barrier

1) When so much lag occurs that it stops you from doing anything
2) one who is an embodiment of lag

MikeWhisky1: i would have got a sweet as beat down but i got a massive lag barrier
MikeWhisky1: OMG you're such a massive lag barrier!

by Elias the Seer December 9, 2008

Beaner Lag

When everything seems to move in slow motion Calebs bowlcut

Call of duty is for beaner lag child molesters

by GingersChokinMakesMeGoLOLOLOL December 9, 2009

Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015

test lag

The tiring effect of being on a week long Disaster Recovery test being very similar to a 24 hour flight from the other side of the world. Effects are felt for many days.

Dave had to arrive late to work this morning, he was suffering from test lag

by Tom Humphreys January 24, 2007