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jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.
by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016
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Jimmy Lightning

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!
by Winderbourne January 23, 2021
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Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.
- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face
by fikconker June 29, 2017
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lightning

1. thunder
2. a hockey team based in tampa
1. wow! thats some lightning!
2. hope the lightning win today's game!
by irieomgfunny/面白い May 19, 2022
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lightning mcqigga

the black version of lightning mcqueen usually depicted as a black widebody hellcat and used to mention black cars
person 1: yo i got a new black mustang

person 2: dawg that shit is a fucking lightning mcqigga
by cars 2 fans April 14, 2024
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Chain Lightning

The original Chain Lightning spell dates back to 1st Edition AD&D's Unearthed Arcana by Gary Gygax, and dates back to 1985. It is a sixth level spell, and causes 1d6/level damage per level of the caster to its primary target (or half on a successful save vs. magic). It will branch out to nearby targets in a chain pattern, each subsequent strike doing one less 1d6 per branch, with as many branches as the caster has levels and will continue arcing until it is exhausted. It can be a tricky spell to use because it can hit allies or even the caster himself or herself.
The wizard casts a chain lightning spell, but since there are only a few enemies, one bolt in the chain strikes him instead.
by stormwyrm June 11, 2016
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lightning fuck

Fastest fuck in the galaxy not even Barry Allen could fuck faster
Damn that girl I fucked last night was so loose I lightning fucked her pussy good
by Conundrum cock May 30, 2017
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