Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024

Kobe

The purest form of focus. To be “Kobe” is to be driven to the fullest in any field you want to fulfill, and to be focused on greatness while doing it.

Part of speech: Adjective

Person 1: Wow, he’s really driven, isn’t he?
Person 2: Yeah, you could say he’s Kobe right now.
Person 1: You’re right, only Kobe himself would have a drive like this.

by SADNessSZN May 18, 2020

kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 27, 2020

Kobee

He gets rapped by his family all the time and gets beat down by a lil dick nigga named big ass nigga kendrick

Kobee is sitting watching cartoons and his brother comes in and gets pounded

by Wowowowoe March 23, 2025

Kobe

A dood who will get all the girls and will take yo girl if he wants he is also a flirty guy and fly 😏

Omg Kobe is soooo fine 🤤

by Kobe Hogg November 18, 2020

kobe bryant

goat

kobe bryant is the goat

by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 21, 2020

Kobe Bryanting

Over compensation for a bad decision

"I bought my wife a mercedes after sleeping with her best friend. I kobe bryanted" kobe bryanting.

by LGBTQCHIMO February 15, 2022