Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.

I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.

by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020

jon-vincent

a piece of shit

"Wow that school shooter is such a jon-vincent"

by BigDaddyCheese May 8, 2018

Jon Sousa

Someone you would go gay for

i'd go gay for Jon Sousa

by c young young January 21, 2010

Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021

jon hutton

faggot who always tried to smoke your weed for free.

Hi i'm jon hutton! can i smoke your weed just because?

by fuuuuuucked up September 29, 2010

toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew

Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....

by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018

Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.

You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.

by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023