A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
"Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
by aero_squid August 22, 2012
Get the Jock Shockmug. Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.
Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.
Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.
by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008
Get the hand jockingmug. Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).
General abusive term.
General abusive term.
by Jake Howard May 11, 2008
Get the Nob Jockmug. 
by thesmartguy123 June 5, 2010
Get the radio jockmug. The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.
Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?
Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!
Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!
by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018
Get the Cock-Jockedmug. A swedish World of Warcraft gamer who is seen as a hero amongst teens and adults. He thought us that WoW is just like real life. and that leather sheets can't have a level, it can have a required level but not a level.
WoW jocke: World of warcraft är precis som riktiga livet, till exempel här kan man va, här kan man va, här kan man va. Precis som riktiga livet, här kan man va , här kan man va, här kan man va.
by Wowjocke May 20, 2019
Get the WoW Jockemug.