1. (n.) The emotionless, expressionless, possibly thoughtless coach of the Indianapolis Colts.
2. (n.) Any dead guy with a headset on.
3. (v.) To botch a perfect thing for no reason at all, and in the process to tear the scrotum off an entire city, while alienating one's comrades--and the rest of the nation--in the process. To do the aforesaid with utter lack of feeling.
2. (n.) Any dead guy with a headset on.
3. (v.) To botch a perfect thing for no reason at all, and in the process to tear the scrotum off an entire city, while alienating one's comrades--and the rest of the nation--in the process. To do the aforesaid with utter lack of feeling.
"Is that a negro mannequin on the Indianapolis Colts' sideline, standing near Peyton Manning and Joseph Addai?"
"No, that's Jim Caldwell. He's Tony Dungy's successor."
John brought Melinda back to his apartment Friday night. She looked staggeringly sexy in her new burgundy dress, and was laughing heartily at all his jokes. "I think we're both in for a VERY enjoyable evening," she whispered to him, her breath smelling faintly of gin. All the guys at the office would've flipped to know he'd scored with Melinda, who was impossibly picky, and John knew it. As they crossed the threshold and walked inside, however, a mysterious, robotic look came over his face.
"On second thought, I think we ought to just call it a night," he said. "I don't normally do this outside relationships." Melinda looked utterly bewildered.
"Well, okay," she sighed. "If you insist." She kissed him on the cheek, turned around, and disappeared into the night. John walked into the bathroom and masturbated, then, showing no emotion whatsoever, put on his pyjamas and went to bed.
The next day his co-workers looked at him, aghast, as he related the story dispassionately. "Dude, you fucking Jim Caldwelled her? What is your goddamn problem?"
"No, that's Jim Caldwell. He's Tony Dungy's successor."
John brought Melinda back to his apartment Friday night. She looked staggeringly sexy in her new burgundy dress, and was laughing heartily at all his jokes. "I think we're both in for a VERY enjoyable evening," she whispered to him, her breath smelling faintly of gin. All the guys at the office would've flipped to know he'd scored with Melinda, who was impossibly picky, and John knew it. As they crossed the threshold and walked inside, however, a mysterious, robotic look came over his face.
"On second thought, I think we ought to just call it a night," he said. "I don't normally do this outside relationships." Melinda looked utterly bewildered.
"Well, okay," she sighed. "If you insist." She kissed him on the cheek, turned around, and disappeared into the night. John walked into the bathroom and masturbated, then, showing no emotion whatsoever, put on his pyjamas and went to bed.
The next day his co-workers looked at him, aghast, as he related the story dispassionately. "Dude, you fucking Jim Caldwelled her? What is your goddamn problem?"
by CunningLinguist27 February 8, 2010
Get the Jim Caldwellmug. A shrewd, cunning, ruthless and manipulating individual. This is often used in the context of the corporate world but it can apply to any sphere of life. The name is derived from the TV show PROFIT, whose lead character is Jim Profit.
by Santosh George May 27, 2006
Get the Jim Profitmug. by awesomeME February 8, 2015
Get the frosty jimmug. by George, they give me the jim-jams and the fan-tods and caked up what brains I had, and turned them solid ...
by MaxwellB24 May 23, 2016
Get the jim-jamsmug. 1. A serf or indentured servant, of any race, ethnicity, sex, or creed.
2. An individual in a lesser social class than you.
2. An individual in a lesser social class than you.
1. Jim Jams have become increasingly less popular since 1865.
2. HA, look at the Jim Jams over in the corner of the lunchroom!
2. HA, look at the Jim Jams over in the corner of the lunchroom!
by Jam-Jim May 22, 2013
Get the Jim Jammug. His breath smelled like shit and vomit because he spent the weekend doing dirty Jims for his girlfriend.
by footfetish101 August 20, 2009
Get the dirty Jimmug. Jim Joyced - The act of being completely jobbed, fucked over, robbed, or cheated; especially used when referring to bad calls by officials in sports.
Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.
Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.
1) "You mean to tell me that the umpire called the runner safe on the last out in the ninth inning in a perfect game where he was clearly out by several feet?" Said, Jimmy
"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig
2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."
Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."
"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig
2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."
Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."
by DIRTY GR33K June 3, 2010
Get the Jim Joycedmug.