jens handell

Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.

- Far out man!

- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!

by Branchwhacked December 12, 2016

Jens

Jens is a very cheerful guy that always tries to see the good in people, but he comes of a little strong at times and might seem annoying.

To be a Jens is to always be there even if you don’t want it.

by Some Dude who says things August 24, 2021

Jens

A name which you give to good looking men, who is also known as 'the ladies man'.
He is loyal to his girls/ladies, but even more loyal to his bros

Guy 1: that dude is a real bro, and he knows his way around the ladies!

Guy 2: Yeah, he is a true Jens

by BigBroskrrtki August 4, 2018

Jens

The kind of dude to be a billionaire, but hopefully one who pays his taxes. Unique name, but memorable. Someone who can go by first name only like Beyoncé or Kermit.

Damn, Jens is a billionaire.

by Big Ol’ D-Man November 22, 2021

jens

very hot, and sexy looking guy who has a big dick.

bro that guy must be a Jens.

by Dikke HAMBOE September 3, 2020

Jens

A Gay who defently would love to have a three some with your uncle and grandpa

That gay looks like a gay he is defently a Jens

by LegendaryFortnitePlayer123 January 28, 2020

Whalin' Jennings

Da little-known "evil twin" to da famous and well-loved silky-throated county-music singer; he was always sneaking around trying to poach large finned sea-mammals when either the IWC or Greenpeace wasn't looking.

In the Steven Seagal film, "On Deadly Ground", the chief villain is named "Jennings" and his business is oil, so I wonder if this hombre was actually the infamous Whalin' Jennings, and he had simply switched to dishonestly going after crude oil after the "natural" kind became too legally-rasky to come by.

by QuacksO January 26, 2020