Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.
- Far out man!
- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!
- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!
by Branchwhacked December 12, 2016

Jens is a very cheerful guy that always tries to see the good in people, but he comes of a little strong at times and might seem annoying.
by Some Dude who says things August 24, 2021

A name which you give to good looking men, who is also known as 'the ladies man'.
He is loyal to his girls/ladies, but even more loyal to his bros
He is loyal to his girls/ladies, but even more loyal to his bros
Guy 1: that dude is a real bro, and he knows his way around the ladies!
Guy 2: Yeah, he is a true Jens
Guy 2: Yeah, he is a true Jens
by BigBroskrrtki August 4, 2018

The kind of dude to be a billionaire, but hopefully one who pays his taxes. Unique name, but memorable. Someone who can go by first name only like Beyoncé or Kermit.
Damn, Jens is a billionaire.
by Big Ol’ D-Man November 22, 2021

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by LegendaryFortnitePlayer123 January 28, 2020

Da little-known "evil twin" to da famous and well-loved silky-throated county-music singer; he was always sneaking around trying to poach large finned sea-mammals when either the IWC or Greenpeace wasn't looking.
In the Steven Seagal film, "On Deadly Ground", the chief villain is named "Jennings" and his business is oil, so I wonder if this hombre was actually the infamous Whalin' Jennings, and he had simply switched to dishonestly going after crude oil after the "natural" kind became too legally-rasky to come by.
by QuacksO January 26, 2020
