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Jason

John: Hey Jason!
Jason: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
by Techxual December 28, 2017
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Jason

A backstabbing jerk you should never be with sure they can be super funny and nice but their bad traits override their good traits I feel bad for anyone who dates a jason because you will regreat it
Have you seen jason he’s so hot I wanna date him

Don’t he’s a prude ass bitch
by Jzsigfofjv November 30, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a bitch he is dumb and ugly he is very perverted and will come to your house at night and watch you get undressed he is most likely to grow up becoming a rapist he will love you but i doubt you like him if you didnt know he is haunting your dreams because by the time your going to live them he would have raped you already you will be scared for life if you like him you need to update your liking system and stay away from him he is stupid and will rape you in your sleep just like he did to other girls
Jason is a bitch
by Briannaforlife February 6, 2020
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Jason

Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.
"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"
by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021
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Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it
OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!
by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019
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Jason

A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.
Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"
by 69770609 January 27, 2019
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Jason

Jason sucks and uses a controller when playing fortnite
by Jillian jay October 30, 2018
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