Jackowacko

Jackowacko means your very solid and have lots of muscles

Hey bro your such a jackowacko

by Jackowacko1874 October 28, 2019

JakobGist

When it comes to firearms and firearm safety, JakobGist is the guy to go to. He knows guns in and out and is good at putting a bitch down when they say liberal shit. A JakobGist doesn't give a shit what you think about guns, he make your ass gun powder if you speak against guns.

"I need my AR-15 fixed by that JakobGist"

by RiggityDiggity November 5, 2019

jakob mott

Any person with this name is automatically the best person you will ever meet. He's nice, kind, sweet, and pretty cute. It takes him a while to decide if he likes you and if he does, then he'll keep that person for a while. So you guys better back off him!

Person 1; Omg is that Jakob Mott???
Person 2; Omg it is! He looked at me one time and smiled!
Person 1; But he's dating that girl :(
Person 2; Dang! he'll probably be with her for a while
Person 1; Yep, because he's loyal.

by OOMPALOOMPA_LORD November 7, 2019

Jakob

Jakob Is the type of 11 year old who lives in cali and goes to elportal and cant go a week with out a gf and will do dumb stuff and watches Hentai.

Jakob is not a virgin

by FAding Skies December 14, 2019

Jakob

Hitting the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit that might fall.

OHH, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019

Jakob

When someone hits the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit on the table.

Ohh, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019

Jakobi

A man with a penis so large he could strangle a whale with it. He tends to also be very funny caring and kind but can be extremely dangerous when angry.

Rebecca: Amy, jakobi got that whale dick
Amy: He is the perfect husband!

by big pp boi 98 April 15, 2020