Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.
Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.
Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.
by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008
Get the hand jockingmug. A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
"Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
by aero_squid August 22, 2012
Get the Jock Shockmug. Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).
General abusive term.
General abusive term.
by Jake Howard May 11, 2008
Get the Nob Jockmug. by thesmartguy123 June 5, 2010
Get the radio jockmug. A swedish World of Warcraft gamer who is seen as a hero amongst teens and adults. He thought us that WoW is just like real life. and that leather sheets can't have a level, it can have a required level but not a level.
WoW jocke: World of warcraft är precis som riktiga livet, till exempel här kan man va, här kan man va, här kan man va. Precis som riktiga livet, här kan man va , här kan man va, här kan man va.
by Wowjocke May 20, 2019
Get the WoW Jockemug. It is the academic "jock" of a person. It is the academic work and effort put into an academic duty upon which freeloaders like to ride and mooch off of.
by Oorah! April 4, 2011
Get the Knowledge Jockmug. A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.
Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.
by Circus Room October 21, 2011
Get the jock-a-versitymug.