jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"Aye aye, captain"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021

Jesus

Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists

Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ: yes?

by Gigimooshi January 29, 2019

jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus

jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!

by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020

Jesus

A Tall nice guy that you should never let go. Usually takes a while to gain his trust. He will only stick with his true friends. He can be stubborn at times but that’s not how he really is. He’s a bitch at times if you get him mad or do something stupid, but once you get to know them you’ll grow fonder of them everyday. He has many friends and can be seen as a popular guy. Once you gain their trust, they will never forget about you.

There is No One like Jesus

by BestWriter04 March 4, 2018

Jesus

One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.

Something like this picture of Jesus

by Wut Iz Dis January 14, 2019

jesus

a cool magic man with a toxic fan base

hey have you heard of Jesus jet?

by sampossident August 23, 2021

Jesus

My straight up homeboy from heaven

Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven

by RainTube September 21, 2018