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International Kissing Your Crush Day

Between 7th and 10th May, find the courage to make a move on your crush and kiss him/her. What are you waiting for??
-Hey can I kiss you, it's international kissing your crush day!
- Sure!
by freeeaaaakkyyyy123 June 2, 2018
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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
by fffffffffff December 24, 2007
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no pun intended

I've read every definition here and they all get this terms' meaning slightly wrong. Firstly a pun is a play on words, intended to be semi-absurd and comical by describing a thing or situation using words that could also describe the situation with another meaning. For instance suppose there was a skinny farmer picking berries, but he doesn't find that many, another person might observe "looks like slim pickins".

Puns often are the worst kind of joke because they do not require much cleverness.

When someone says no pun intended, however, it is when they say something that could be taken to have two meanings; an obvious one, and a slightly "off" interpretation; and they want you to know they are not making an intentional play on words and want you to take what they said to be the obvious meaning:
Example: a man dares his friend to kiss a rather large woman, to which his friend replies "Fat chance! No pun intended."
by Jtheteach October 9, 2016
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interfucked

It's impossible to explain how it works because it's so interfucked.

The banks became more interfucked after deregulation in the 1990's, leading directly to the current situation.

Nature works in weird and interfucked ways.

The cables behind my tv are interfucked.
by KP_Bunkmaster April 5, 2009
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Interlard

Some one who becomes fat do to large amounts of time being on the internet.
Ryan: "Hey, Did you hear about Nathan Burris?"

Chad: "Yeah i heard he became an Interlard"

Ryan: "That poor Bastard"
by John W Booth April 8, 2010
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Intelligent lust

The carnal need to mate felt between two highly intellectual people, who try and justify it to themselves, and re-enforce it to each other by describing their relationship as a spectacular intellectual bond, when actually they just need to fuck each others brains out.
PhD rocket scientist: "She's got a Nobel Prize - we are clearly made for each other. We'll be together forever, we've talked it all through already. It makes total sense."

Friend of rocket scientist: "Nah, that's just intelligent lust. Get over it."
by Anonymous2301 January 24, 2011
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internet faces

These are commonly used internet expressions used to show certain emotions. Instead of explaining how they feel, people will use an expression to represent it. This is also used for emotions that you may feel is something that can only be shown.
Internet faces
:-D This would display happinness.

:( This would display sadness.
:P This would display a number of things.
by JaxRelasso August 15, 2011
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