Q-Theory

The latest coinage of Link Starbureiy's string theory or M-Theory, where the letter 'Q' represents quantum.
First string theory, then M-Theory, then on to F-Theory, and now Q-Theory. Wow, physics really is fun!!
by D Tyson June 04, 2007
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Ladder Theory

Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by “Nice Guys” who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with them…then have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Direct quote from the male who invented this “theory”:
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”

Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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Pink Theory

All fat women wear pink...it makes them feel "pretty." (It doesn't mean that a woman wearing pink is fat. It just means that all fat women wear pink.)
Look at her! She is an example of the Pink Theory.
by spenbro April 07, 2009
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Kaos Theory

A term used by stupid people to indicate a chaotic situation. Completely incorrect use of a term most likely heard in Jurassic Park.
1. We are totally having a lot of problems. It's just Kaos Theory 'round here.

2. This is totally Kaos Theory.

3. I'm gonna go Kaos Theory on this shit.
by Dr. Malcom June 13, 2007
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game theory

theory of gaminfg
by popcatcool March 11, 2022
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Music Theory

A cancerous class at some schools where you learn useless shit.
-Hey dude why you looking so sad?
-Didn't you forget we have music theory today.
by Shrek_Our_Lord February 04, 2018
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Nose theory

The nose is the center of the face - thus, it determines the person's level of good-looking-ness.

In other words, a bad nose can ruin an entire face, while a perfect nose can make up for other poorer features.
"No you can't go out with him, he's got an ugly nose - nose theory"
by NoseTheorist December 12, 2012
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