Purple Helmet

The End of A Penis or a german bell end

Suck My Purple Helmet Bitch!

by Luke Beal & Scott Roberts September 9, 2003

Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.

"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."

by Andrarky October 15, 2007

hoe helmet

Have you ever seen a girl, who might have a questionable back ground with all that shit in her hair. By shit I mean bright red, pink, blue, orange, and green coloring or those styles that just are too much(All that damn weave and horse/human hair). I'm talkin about hair that looks like the red sea is still parted and swishing around in the front and one of those big ass acura spoilers that sit two feet off the trunk in the back. Basically any female with a hair doo that is just too much...too much to the point that she looks like a hoe

Hell, all you have to do is walk outside. Go down the way if you stay in the burbs' to view a hoe helmet

by Cole H July 30, 2008

thor's helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart

Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet

by chef de cuisine December 16, 2010

helmet camp

A summer camp for tall people, where they must wear helmets -- due to hitting their heads on "overhead" objects.

Hey Mason, I thought your pants were 34 x 22. Hey Jon, I thought you were at helmet camp.

by GarMan October 30, 2013

helmet baby

A retard who wears helmets and bang they head on stuff

“Duck is a helmet baby “

by tkotone February 1, 2022

Helmet Sticker

A reward for a job well done. Generally when a guy makes a great prediction or great comeback to an insult, he should be awarded helmet sticker. Sould only be used for special occasions.

Originally a helmet sticker was a team decal given to a player that made a great play. Generally players with a lot of helmet stickers are really good players. Originated at the Ohio State University by coach Woody Hayes and trainer Ernie Biggs in 1968.

Guy 1: Dude, I told you the first time I met that chick something wasn't right about her.

Guy 2: Yeah too bad it took me 6 months to figure it out

Guy 1: Shoulda listened to me.

Guy 2: You deserve a helmet sticker for that one.
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Guy 1: I got that chick's number

Guy 2: She's a 9 your a 5, you deserve a helmet sticker.

by shutterA March 10, 2010