by Luke Beal & Scott Roberts September 9, 2003

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart
Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet
by chef de cuisine December 16, 2010

Have you ever seen a girl, who might have a questionable back ground with all that shit in her hair. By shit I mean bright red, pink, blue, orange, and green coloring or those styles that just are too much(All that damn weave and horse/human hair). I'm talkin about hair that looks like the red sea is still parted and swishing around in the front and one of those big ass acura spoilers that sit two feet off the trunk in the back. Basically any female with a hair doo that is just too much...too much to the point that she looks like a hoe
Hell, all you have to do is walk outside. Go down the way if you stay in the burbs' to view a hoe helmet
by Cole H July 30, 2008

by Andrarky October 15, 2007

by tkotone February 1, 2022

A special, shiny device that one wears on their head to protect them so that they can live to be retarded for one more day. Inury free and all.
She is pretty 'dee-dee-dee', she should wear her chrome helmet at all times.
It puts the polish on the chrome.
It puts the polish on the chrome.
by L-A-T July 20, 2009

"Mate, did you get laid last night?" "No, this girl went down on me but she's a total Helmet Warrior. Didn't know what the hell she was doing"
by Jamie Gollerado-Bubba September 18, 2016
