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Stephen Hawkings

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.
I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.
by Apumar April 23, 2008
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Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Mouse Hawk

Mouse Hawk- A hawk that devours mice; also known as the mouse owl.

Also a hawk that lives solely on mice.
I just watched a Mouse Hawk feed..It was awesome...
by Brandon Killi November 5, 2005
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Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.
I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!
by Marc April 3, 2005
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Hole Hawk

When ass hair is so long in the butt crack it looks like a Mohawk
He, she had a great body but a massive hole hawk.

The plumber that worked on my sink had his crack showing and it was birthing a hole hawk.

Stop being such a hole hawk.

Eat my hole hawk.
by Allon Blackman November 19, 2011
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Hawk eye

An act in which a person (most commonly an old lady) who spends time peering out of a window spying on their neighbours or any other passer by. This can also be know as hawking. Whist in the act of "hawking" the hawk will believe they are invisible, however this is a common mistake as they can clearly be seen.
Oh look there is Hawk Eye spying again

Oh look their hawking again
by Elaine the pain February 16, 2021
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titty hawk

A person who has eyes as sharp as a chicken hawk and uses his amazing skills to look at titties!
Young lady, where do you think you are going dressed like that? Don't you know there's titty hawks out there!
by TittyHawk December 5, 2014
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