The Gordon's Fisherman

Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )

After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.

by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022

Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021

Dr. Gordon-Smith

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.

Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.

by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022

Inner Gordon Gekko

Greedy tendency. Based on the character Gordon Gekko in Wall Street.

My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.

by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008

Gordon

Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.

Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.

by Captcop May 26, 2021

Gordon Leadfoot

Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.

I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???

by QuacksO May 7, 2020