internet girlfriend

See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.
C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)
by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005
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girlfriend bomb

When a male you are interested in casually reveals that she has a girlfriend (intentionally or otherwise).
I really liked this guy, but he dropped the girlfriend bomb
by JessLouise May 09, 2008
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camp girlfriend

1) the girl that teenage boy forms a relationship with while attending a summer camp. Since camp dating occurs outside of normal parental supervision and in an environment tailored for fun, camp girlfriend relationships are typically more intense and more intimate than regular relationships; participants will often explore and experiment with camp girlfriends in ways they would be too nervous to in a regular relationship. However, due to the brevity of the camp experience, these relationships leave little lasting impression. A well-adjusted teen will rarely mention his camp girlfriend to his regular friends and may forget her name by Halloween.

2) A relationship with any person, event, or idea that is taken up with great passion and fervor, only to be coolly discarded a short time later when circumstances change.
Jared's such a loser, school started a month ago and he's still talking about his camp girlfriend.

Management is making a big deal about the new TPS reports, but it's just their latest camp girlfriend. Nobody will even remember why we needed them in a couple months.
by Rrhoma August 04, 2009
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Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.
"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."
by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009
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Girlfriend Sub

A friend that is used as a substitute for a real girlfriend who performs the duties of the same. A friend that is used to give the appearance that you are in a relationship, but it is strictly platonic.
Alma: Wow you are going out with Geo AGAIN!
Syra: Yeah, our third date this week.
Alma: So you guys are dating?
Syra: No I am just his Girlfriend Sub.
by Sy Lopez August 05, 2008
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Step-Girlfriend

When your gay husband makes a child with a woman with your permission.
Yesterday I saw my Step-Girlfriend with the child of my husband.
by Volktron March 11, 2022
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Ex girlfriend

A cheating swine who has no decency or dignity
by Guyp3rson October 18, 2021
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