Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007
Get the Dithering Goonmug. by zaebbiuy August 23, 2012
Get the cyber goonmug. Similar to a wine cellar except shelved with casks of the cheapest, vilest of wines. A lot danker and darker than a vintage wine cellar. A dungeon worker is an alcoholic version of golem who walks up and down cracked stone stairs by torch light delivering the finest (not expired) goon sacks in Australia.
by Mr. G.F.Lexia July 20, 2010
Get the Goon Dungeonmug. Guy #1- "Yo Eric's gotten 3 black chicks to fuck him since Tuesday"
Guy #2- "What do you expect? He's a coon goon"
Guy #2- "What do you expect? He's a coon goon"
by Bigboysenpai69 July 17, 2019
Get the coon goonmug. A Car goon is someone that modifies there car to the point of completley ruining a perfectly normal car. As well as using there car to pick up girls, and rev up their engine to make themself look good.
by the D man December 27, 2008
Get the Car Goonmug. 1. A person walking around campus who cannot be seen without wearing head phones that are particularly large and inconvenient. Their music can be heard by everyone around and their music selection usually sucks.
or
2. A person who is listening to an ipod in the most inappropriate occasions. ex: on the shitter, while ordering food, class, funerals, doctor visits, etc.
or
2. A person who is listening to an ipod in the most inappropriate occasions. ex: on the shitter, while ordering food, class, funerals, doctor visits, etc.
1. "Dude did you see that tune goon with the gay ass headphones wearin a wife beater and bumpin nickelback?"
2. "Dude, in the shower!!! you are such a tune goon!!!! Put your ipod up for one freaking minute!!!"
2. "Dude, in the shower!!! you are such a tune goon!!!! Put your ipod up for one freaking minute!!!"
by CUTiger2013 October 29, 2010
Get the tune goonmug. A man who beats the shit out of people when they rough up there players. Normally is not very good at hocke yand is only there to injure other guys.
by Dukejr May 3, 2017
Get the hockey goonmug.