fizzy screwdriver

a mixed drink with orangina and vodka. like a regular screwdriver, but fizzy

"Hey, I'll take a fizzy screwdriver."

-"Good choice dude, that orangina stuff is delicious"

by Dolly Partyon August 24, 2011

fuzzy moan bone

1: a pubic hair style which entails shaving all of the hair except that which grows on the shaft of the penis.

2: an event after sex with a woman with a full bush, where some of her pubic hair is glued to your penis with cum.

1: Hey, man! I just shaved my junk into the Abraham Lincoln!

Wait a minute, bud. You gotta try out the fuzzy moan bone. Women love that shit.

2: Dude, last night I pulled out of this girl and my shaft was covered in her pubes. She called it the fuzzy moan bone.

by Axenukkapoon August 26, 2013

fuzzy douglas

A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.

Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?

I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.

by Funkyard August 20, 2013

Fuzzy Knob

Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!

Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!

by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013

fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.

Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".

by apafor2 October 15, 2013

fizzy teabag

A fizzy teabag is the act of a person being teabagged while they have an alka seltzer tablet in their mouth.

We were out of altoids, so she put an alka seltzer tablet in her mouth and went to work. We called it a fizzy teabag.

by Boobtastic November 7, 2013

Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

by JPM2014 March 10, 2014