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Traumatic Freeze Up

When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.
Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up
by The Hendonation July 6, 2020
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freeze gun

A freeze gun is when a male ejaculates into a Yeti cooler while the female spits into his asshole from behind. Invented by Sir Robert Francis III in England during the late 15th century, this is an erotic display of affection and should only be used in times of true euphoria.
Brad, don't freeze gun me anymore. It's too cold in your room.
by zajo24 November 9, 2017
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Freeze and Chill

This is a game in which you or one of your friends in your friend group yells out “freeze and chill” and everybody in that friend group has to stop at the current position they are at and start chilling immediately no matter what they’re doing.
Roman: “FREEZE AND CHILL”

*everyone stops and starts chilling*

*30 seconds later*

Roman: HAHA look at the position Jasen got stuck chilling in, that’s so funny!
by Lynxs.eth February 23, 2024
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freeze fart

When you fart and it’s cold and cools you asshole
Yo Cam I just had a freeze fart oof
by Fazepro23 May 12, 2018
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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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naked freeze tag

Did you see the new pieces naked freeze tag jus handed crafted ?
by hdhdhfhdududjf February 16, 2023
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